neha :P

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tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

(via mistersids)

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Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently. Hobbes: How so? Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.

Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.

Hobbes: How so?

Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.

(via wake-or-sleep)

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Easter Weekend Promo

geekygirlfitness:

In celebration of the first year that I will neither be at work or stuck in a house of worship or stuck with my exceedingly annoying extended family for Easter… Have a promo!

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